RebKell's Junkie Boards

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Could this be the year that no #1 seeds reach the F4? We're halfway there. I was trying to think of things less likely than UConn and Tennessee both losing tonight. Here's the list so far...


Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both endorse Ralph Nader

Hawks win 2007-08 NBA championship

With the #1 pick in the draft, the LA Sparks select Sa'de Wiley-Gatewood

UCLA hires Bobby Knight as new women's basketball coach

bballfan2005 says something nice about Kristi Toliver

Don Imus hired to teach African American Studies at Rutgers

Barry Bonds exonerated, proven to have never used any performance enhancing products


That's it so far. What else is even less likely than No #1 seeds reaching the F4 this year?

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I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

[spikeybedhead]

Hatchell wears something not ugly.

Devanei Hampton decides on one hair color.

Matee Ajavon thinking like a PG.

The book Skinny Bitch falling out of Larkins' gym bag.

Geno saying something nice about Charde Houston.

Charde Houston playing spectacular enough for Geno to say something nice about her.

Jenna Plumley holding someone to single digits.

Hatchell wearing something that's not broke-down Chico's

Anosike not needing 2 O-boards to make one shot.

Humphrey actually being 6'3"

[scullyfu]

the sonics staying in seattle.

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i'll always bleed Storm green.

[braveniler58]

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Phoenix Mercury fan for life!

[beknighted]

Stringer complimenting the NCAA committee.

Summitt cracking a joke during a game.

Villanova adopting the Carolina offense.

[bballfan2005]

pilight finally admitting he was wrong about Alana Beard's future, among other things.

BTW, Toliver is a poor man's Stephen Curry.

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Avatar: The King has his ring!

Mathies to LA 2013

[mercfan3]

Rutgers and Uconn fans agreeing over what is a foul and what is great defense..

The refs doing a great job

The commentators talking about the basketball game taking place in front of their faces

The commentators pronouncing every name correctly

The commentators not talking about the Uconn and Tennessee rivalry

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“Anyone point out that a Donald Trump anagram is ‘Lord Dampnut’�- Colin Mochrie

[gpark33]

Area 51 not having 12 new political threads a day.

[pilight]

[HistoryWomensBasketball]

Me waking up tomorrow morning with a head of hair like Mark Harmon (I'm probably closer to Charlie Brown).

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Author of: "Barnstorming America, Stories from the Pioneers of Women's Basketball"

www.barnstormingamerica.net

[Queenie]

Patty Coyle playing a deep, balanced rotation that does not result in players turning interesting shades of red that can be seen from the upper deck.

Brandy Reed, anti-drug spokeswoman.

Iciss Tillis breaking a nail… and not caring. (There are a lot of players this could apply to, sadly.)

The Mercury and the Monarchs make a trade: the white-line defense to Phoenix, the run-and-gun offense to Sacramento.

Nobody gets drunk at Majerle's after a Storm-Mercury game.

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Ardent believer in the separation of church and stadium.

[pilight]

Tennessee advances. The dream is over.

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I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

[braveniler58]

So did UConn.

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Phoenix Mercury fan for life!