RebKell's Junkie Boards

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Kayla McBride, the 117th player in WNBA history to reach 1000 rebounds! McBuckets is 31 years, 327 days old. She's the 86th youngest to reach 1000. She took 298 games to reach 1000, the 106th fastest ever. She is the 5th player from the class of 2014 to reach 1000.

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I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

[ClayK]

First one of the year ... thanks, pilight.

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Oṃ Tāre Tuttāre Ture Svāhā

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Jonquel Jones, the 28th player in WNBA history to reach 2000 rebounds! Spider is 30 years, 136 days old. She is the 6th youngest to reach 2000. She took 240 games to reach 2000, the 6th fastest ever. She is the 1st player from the class of 2016 to reach 2000 rebounds.

She would be the youngest to 3000 if she got there by 4 August 2024. She would be the fastest to 3000 if she got there in her next 64 games.

_________________
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

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Breanna Stewart, the 29th player in WNBA history to reach 2000 rebounds! The Ambassador is 29 years, 272 days old. She is the 3rd youngest to reach 2000. She took 229 games to reach 2000, the 5th fastest ever. She is the 2nd player from the class of 2016 to reach 2000.

She would be the youngest to 3000 if she got there by 26 March 2025. She would be the fastest to 3000 if she got there in her next 75 games.

_________________
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

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Kahleah Copper, the 85th player in WNBA history to score 3000 points! KFC is 29 years, 271 days old. She is the 36th youngest to score 3000. She took 259 games to score 3000, the 53rd fastest ever. She is the 4th player from the class of 2016 to score 3000.

_________________
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

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Dewanna Bonner, the 5th player in WNBA history to score 7000 points! Swizzle Stick is 36 years, 281 days old. She is the 3rd youngest to score 7000. She took 468 games to score 7000, the slowest ever. She is the 1st player from the class of 2009 to score 7000!

_________________
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind

[Silky Johnson]